December 2, 2011
"Breaking Bad has shifted from being all about Bryan Cranston’s triple-Emmy’d (so far) lead performance to the best ensemble show on TV. This year, we were spun around four compromised points of the male compass: brains (the increasingly Machiavellian Walt), ego (Giancarlo Esposito’s drug kingpin Gus), heart (Aaron Paul’s Jesse, Walt’s reluctant sorcerer’s apprentice), and pure testosterone (Dean Norris as Hank, Walt’s DEA-agent brother-in-law—who’s got a supernally wise dark-side twin in Jonathan Banks, Gus’s head enforcer)."

-GQ’s Men of the Year, “The Men of Breaking Bad

I know that railing against GQ for being sexist is like railing against The Joy of Cooking for mentioning food. But if the four points on your idiotic metaphorical compass can stretch to accommodate five characters, then why not seven? It is steamin’ bullshit to write about the ensemble of Breaking Bad and fail to mention the amazing performances of Anna Gunn and Betsy Brandt as Skyler and Marie.

Perhaps GQ felt they had pushed the envelope enough already with their feminist declaration that Kristen Wiig is a total bro, bro.

May 9, 2011
"Like most women, she got lubricated even while looking at nature shows of animals copulating, even though consciously the thought of being aroused by animals was repellent."

— Sometimes I really wonder about David Brooks.

March 27, 2011
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

This song sounds the way falling in love feels.

(from Des Ark’s Don’t Rock the Boat, Sink the Fucker)

March 24, 2011
motherjones:

The rebels’ staunchest ally in their fight against Muammar Qaddafi: The Weekly World News.
From MJ’s senior editor, Dave Gilson, who adds: “The veracity of these articles can not be vouched for.”

motherjones:

The rebels’ staunchest ally in their fight against Muammar Qaddafi: The Weekly World News.

From MJ’s senior editor, Dave Gilson, who adds: “The veracity of these articles can not be vouched for.”

March 24, 2011
No, I definitely didn’t mean that.

No, I definitely didn’t mean that.

March 18, 2011
"Hollywood once again re-enforces the rich, white patriarchy because deep down they are afraid that if they truly made a difference to the world through their art, there wouldn’t be any more room for them in it."

From a delightfully scathing review of Mars Needs Moms.

(via zaclittle)

March 10, 2011
"I think there should be some self-examination from the administration on the idea that you favor a woman’s right to an abortion, but you don’t favor a woman or a man’s right to choose what kind of light bulb, what kind of dishwasher, what kind of washing machine…We have to flush the toilet 10 times before it works. I’ve been waiting for 20 years to talk about how bad these toilets are and this was a good excuse today."

Rand Paul: I Have Less Choice in Toilets Than Women Have in Abortions,“ TPM

I keep thinking I’m understanding what Sen. Paul is trying to say here, but then I think about it more, and no, I don’t understand.

Is it about the free market? He was complaining about energy efficiency standards and saying that people should buy efficient toilets only if the spirit takes them, that the government shouldn’t restrict the manufacture or sale of “super-toilets” (or crappy lightbulbs, etc.). But even if one agrees with him on that, where’s the connection to abortion rights? Is it just in the verb “to choose”?

Surely the parallel would be if women were being prevented from choosing between a range of abortion types by EPA regulations about efficient aspiration devices or some crazy shit. And if there were such a parallel, which there is not, Sen. Paul’s economic ideology would presumably require that he support women’s ability to choose any abortion procedure, regardless of its energy consumption.

What the fuck am I even talking about now? I tried to think about this for like a minute, to figure out what he means, and not only do I still not understand what he was saying, I think my brain may now be completely and irreversibly fried.

(via Mother Jones)

March 10, 2011

March 9, 2011
Gus Haynes Is Not Impressed

Today’s New York Times features a story about a horrific crime: 18 boys and men raped an 11-year-old girl. The reporting is awful. Look at this:

“It’s just destroyed our community,” said Sheila Harrison, 48, a hospital worker who says she knows several of the defendants. “These boys have to live with this the rest of their lives.” 

Later in the piece Ms. Harrison is also quoted as saying, “Where was her [the victim’s] mother? What was her mother thinking?” Well, fuck. Definitely this piece could not have stood without these enormously relevant quotes from a random Cleveland resident, perhaps the best source there has ever been in the history of journalism. Reporter James C. McKinley Jr. doesn’t even bother to include a man-on-the-street comment from a (wo)man on the street who thinks it’s sad that the girl has to live with this the rest of her life or who wonders what the rapists were thinking. Perhaps Cleveland, TX is a hellscape populated entirely by victim-blamers, and he couldn’t find anyone who’d say that. Even if that is the case (and I doubt that is the case), I can’t understand why the reporter didn’t include a single quote from someone who works at a Texas rape crisis center or an academic who studies sexual assault or SOMEBODY, come on. 



The residents of Cleveland are not alone in making offensive comments. McKinley writes several of them on his own:

How could their [Cleveland’s] young men have been drawn into such an act?

They [Cleveland residents] said she [the victim] dressed older than her age, wearing makeup and fashions more appropriate to a woman in her 20s.

She would hang out with teenage boys at a playground.

No, I think THEY, teenage boys, would hang out with a CHILD at a playground, a place generally intended for and occupied by CHILDREN. Then Mr. McKinley rounds off the piece with some vague classist intimations: “There are pockets of poverty, and in the neighborhood where the assault occurred, well-kept homes sit beside boarded-up houses.” Apparently the three main causes of sexual assault are 1) inappropriately attired little girls, 2) inattentive mothers, and 3) poverty. 

The police became aware of this crime because the rapists recorded footage of the attacks on their cell phones, and that footage was circulated among students at Cleveland Middle School. Now, are child pornography charges being brought? Has the Cleveland Independent School District reacted to this in any way? Have they diverted children who saw footage of their friends and neighbors and probably older brothers raping their classmate to counseling? Has this been discussed in school assemblies? This and other questions, in “Topics Not Broached By This Amazingly Shitty Article.” 

I don’t mean to lay all the blame on one reporter. His editors are also fuck-ups. Here’s a petition about it.

March 8, 2011
Envirotastrophe Arrives in My Hometown!

Millions of dead fish floating in the harbor. Millions. I am not a scientist, but that sounds like too many. 

(via tumblangeles)

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