May 20, 2011
motherjones: Um. (via) Until I saw this facebook screencap, I didn’t know that anti-choicers were idiots. JK I TOTALLY DID

motherjones:

Um.

(via)

Until I saw this facebook screencap, I didn’t know that anti-choicers were idiots.

JK I TOTALLY DID

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Filed under: Muffin antichoicers are idiots The Onion 
February 8, 2011
"DECATUR, IL, THE YEAR 2083—According to students in Mr. Bernard’s fourth-period U.S. history class, it’s “really pathetic” how long it took for early-21st-century Americans to finally legalize gay marriage."

— The Onion

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Filed under: Muffin The Onion 
January 6, 2011
The Onion: FCC To Fine Americans Who Don't Keep Up With TV Shows

I would support this 100%

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Filed under: Muffin The Onion 
March 3, 2010
"After host Chris Rock gets a few laughs at Jude Law’s expense, Sean Penn joins in the fun by pretending to be a humorless, pretentious asshole."

— The Onion is so great.

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Filed under: Sean Penn The Oscars Muffin The Onion 
November 3, 2009

Via The Onion

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Filed under: Glenn Beck The Onion Muffin 
October 16, 2009
"It’s a really funny movie, and I think people are going to enjoy it,” lied the 39-year-old performer, knowing full well that he was misleading viewers into making a decision that was not in their best interests. “It’s got something for everybody."

— The Onion always knows what’s up.

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Filed under: The Onion Couples' Retreat Vince Vaughn Conan O'Brien The Tonight Show Muffin 
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