Newt Gingrich: I Cheated On My Wives Because I Love America Too Much
Today in perfectly normal statements from Republicans.
“There’s no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked far too hard and things happened in my life that were not appropriate.”
Keep digging that hole, Gingrich.
I see. When Clinton diddled around and they tried to impeach him, he should have blamed his funny Uncle Sam! Problem solved.
Face, meet palm. I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
“I don’t know, Suzy. It was very weird over there, very intense.”
“Maybe, I don’t know, on some level, subconsciously, it was like a… it was just, it was a last-ditch attempt to.. stop this… awful war, you know? Just on a… I mean, you know, I don’t mean, obviously, to try…”
“… to try and actually stop it.”
“Toby, did you just say that you had sex to stop the war?”