September 12, 2011
"The lights dim and the guests quiet, including [John] Mayer, who has just finished doling out some wisdom to the male cast on how to handle the attention of female fans while staying faithful to the women in their lives: “Sign tits. It’s okay to sign tits.” Moments later, he’s an afterthought, off behind a rubber tree doing some serious texting."

— “I haven’t been a douche in the press recently so I thought I should make a cameo in this New York magazine piece.”

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Filed under: John Mayer douchebags Muffin New York Magazine 
February 11, 2010
"How exactly do we celebrate the holiday? Do we pretend to valorize the same traditions that we make fun of during the rest of the year? It makes no sense! But it makes no sense because we’re still racist. And we need a Black History Month because we’re still racist."

— Good post from Sociological Images about the NBC fried chicken mini-controversy (which, I know, has blown over, and we’ve moved on to that interview where John Mayer said his penis is sentient, while the rest of us doubt that any part of John Mayer is sentient, but whatever).

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Filed under: dear racism black history month stereotypes sociological images john mayer nbc 
November 23, 2009
"I should be having sex with more girls. It’s crazy to me that in my head, that being 32 and dating women is going to get me in trouble. I can’t even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It’s a nightmare."

— You are victimizing John Mayer. Leave him alone! Leave John Mayer alone!

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Filed under: John Mayer The New York Times LEAVE JOHN MAYER ALONE Muffin 
October 27, 2009
"She was having dinner with friends - totally independent of him. He came over to the table she was at with her friends, said hello to everyone, [and] asked if he could play the guitar that her friends were already playing."

— Is there anyone on the planet who better resembles Chris Pratt’s character from Parks and Recreation than John Mayer? Come on, Rashida.

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Filed under: Rashida Jones John Mayer Chris Pratt Parks and Recreation Muffin 
October 26, 2009
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

In this episode of the Standard Review Podcast, the denizens of #CafeDisco discuss why everything is better when you add a hot air balloon, why Law & Order is the most sexist, homophobic, racist, misogynistic trans-phobic show on television (and how the reason we know this is because we watch it all the time), and why John Mayer should probably not threaten to rape someone again.

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Thanks, as always to  Things that Don’t Work in Space for our theme music.

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Filed under: Podcast dear muffin mary alice john mayer law and order is terrible balloon boy 
October 20, 2009
Via Feministing and Feministe, John Mayer threatens to rape a magazine editor - BUT HE'S JOKING SO IT'S OKAY

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Filed under: John Mayer Feminism Feministe Feministing Muffin 
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