April 26, 2012
"As I watched their rippling Republican muscles, I tried to decide: If I were trying to get an abortion in Texas, which one would I most want to give me a vaginal ultrasound? I wondered if one chooses one’s vaginal wand, or if vaginal wands choose their owner like Harry Potter’s did in Old Ollivander’s shop. I hoped mine would have a feather on it."

— Liz Meriwether (creator of New Girl) is very funny.

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