April 18, 2014
My uncle likes to tell a joke:
A Jewish waiter is surprised to find Hitler dining in his restaurant. He doesn’t own the place; he’s just a wage earner. Hitler orders dinner, “Yes, of course, Mr. Hitler,” drinks, “Yes, of course, Mr. Hitler,” and dessert, “Yes, of course, Mr. Hitler.” Then Hitler flags him down. “I’d like a cup of coffee, please.”
"Actually, Mr. Hitler, for you, no coffee."

My uncle likes to tell a joke:

A Jewish waiter is surprised to find Hitler dining in his restaurant. He doesn’t own the place; he’s just a wage earner. Hitler orders dinner, “Yes, of course, Mr. Hitler,” drinks, “Yes, of course, Mr. Hitler,” and dessert, “Yes, of course, Mr. Hitler.” Then Hitler flags him down. “I’d like a cup of coffee, please.”

"Actually, Mr. Hitler, for you, no coffee."

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April 18, 2014
cinephilearchive:

John Waters and David Lynch meet outside of Bob’s Big Boy restaurant in Los Angeles, 1979.
“Lynch had been with John Waters earlier on the day of the interview and almost got him to join us. David later provided me with a copy of his short film ‘The Amputee,’ also shot by Elmes, which we screened following the interview on one TV set outside on the UCLA campus — a world premier. The interview ends on one of the great lines from David Lynch, who said he wasn’t interested in Hollywood stars at the time: ‘If you’re going into the netherworld, you don’t want to go in with Chuck Heston.’” —Tom Christie

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I have been to this Big Boy looking for David Lynch. No luck.

cinephilearchive:

John Waters and David Lynch meet outside of Bob’s Big Boy restaurant in Los Angeles, 1979.

“Lynch had been with John Waters earlier on the day of the interview and almost got him to join us. David later provided me with a copy of his short film ‘The Amputee,’ also shot by Elmes, which we screened following the interview on one TV set outside on the UCLA campus — a world premier. The interview ends on one of the great lines from David Lynch, who said he wasn’t interested in Hollywood stars at the time: ‘If you’re going into the netherworld, you don’t want to go in with Chuck Heston.’” —Tom Christie

For more film related items throughout the day, follow Cinephilia & Beyond on Twitter. Get Cinephilia & Beyond in your inbox by signing in. You can also follow our RSS feed. Please use our Google Custom Search for better results. If you enjoy Cinephilia & Beyond, please consider making a small donation to keep it going:

I have been to this Big Boy looking for David Lynch. No luck.

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April 18, 2014

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April 18, 2014

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April 18, 2014
"Bad books on writing tell you to ‘WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW’, a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery."

Joe Haldeman (via maxkirin)

hahahah this quote is such a fucking slam dunk

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April 18, 2014
chibilillie:

gedenkenbrauchtwissen:

MoJo does not take any shit.


They don’t pay their interns

chibilillie:

gedenkenbrauchtwissen:

MoJo does not take any shit.

They don’t pay their interns

April 18, 2014

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April 18, 2014
newrulesnewlife:

Gillian Anderson as Morticia Addams

newrulesnewlife:

Gillian Anderson as Morticia Addams

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April 17, 2014

chibilillie:

swannsavior:

Whoever runs the Taco Bell twitter is pretty cool.

This is pretty much the future of twitter brand marketing.
I mean it’s hilarious and I love it but expect everyone to do it soon.

these are the jobs our economy has created for people with liberal arts degrees. thanks mom, thanks dad, there’s nothing left.

April 17, 2014
queerliness:

DIVINE!

queerliness:

DIVINE!

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